I am the god of hells fire and I bring you fire

'Nuff Said.

thepokemonaffliction:

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

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bettercallssaul:

the new season of game of thrones looks so good

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via orgasm)

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via pizza)

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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(Source: richwhiteboys, via pizza)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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(via orgasm)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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