why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends
the new season of game of thrones looks so good
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
what do you call a sphere full of idiots
This guy has the biggest balls